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  And there is only 1 left as of January 10th/19th. Phaneuf as a Captain anywhere is a joke. He shouldn't of tried to bang Conroy's wife. Ference lived in a retirment home. Patches got given to Vegas. Giordano in my mind is just keeping the"C" warm until Monohan is ready.
  I think Horvat will be captain eventually of the Canucks. Unless the McDavid marries a hollywood actress or country singer he is staying in Edmonton. Wheeler will stay in Winnipeg. Karlsson is laughing at Ottawa.

Calgary Hitmen Bantam Draft Picks

Boston Bruins

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How the Bruins Got Their Name

When grocery store tycoon Charles Adams brought a team to Boston, he hired former hockey great Art Ross to serve as his general manager. Adams tasked Ross with coming up with a nickname, with one of the requirements being that the team's colors would be the same as his grocery store chain's: brown and yellow. Ross decided on Bruins.

Boston Bruins Top 20 All Time Scorers

***** Chara is 21st with 13 points to go to beat McKenney.

Full List Here

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Bruins at the Draft

I do not know what kind of penalty Seguin would get for being a hooker. I do know however if you bang your team mates wife you get a free flight to Dallas.

Trade these guys to the new expansion team coming in 2024. The San Francisco Fudgepacking Ferries.

San Jose Sharks

  The San Jose Sharks started in the 1991-1992 season. I remember when they were about to enter the NHL. I think that every kid in my grade 6 class got a Sharks jersey for Christmas. The year that they came in was the year Lindros did or didn't get drafted first overall I still do not know the answer there. But the Sharks ended up drafting second over all from the Spokane Chiefs Pat Falloon aka Fat Balloon.
   ***Looks like Karlsson is trying to catch up to      Burns in the beard department. Good luck those 2 guys should be carrying axes out there instead of sticks. They look like flipping hill billies. They look like guys that live in the mountains. In
 a make shift shed with no water or power. Guys who room with Ted Kazinsky.
  If Brett Burns donated all those beard hairs to a wig company or cancer foundation there would not be a single bald person on this planet.

  Might as well just trip him or hit him from behind he is going to beat you anyway. Give yourself some dignity and self respect and spear him in the back of the neck. All though you are doing well Karlsson in San Jose lately the highlight reel is not looking as good as it should. Instead of making TSN's plays of the night make CBC news and play baseball with his head. Pretend you guys are acting out a play you be McSorley he can be Brashear. I am not certain if Sweden has an extradition treaty with the US. You are close enough to Mexico anyway. Be a team playing all star.

How the San Jose Sharks got their name? Sharks was chosen from 2300 entries in San Jose's name-the-team contest. The other finalists included Rubber Puckies, Screaming Squids, Salty Dogs, and Blades. Blades was the most popular entry, but ultimately rejected because of its gang implications. When the nickname was chosen, seven shark species made their home in a stretch of the Pacific Ocean off the California coast called The Red Triangle.San Jose Blades or even the Northern California Blades is the only other name their that wouldn't be as fucking stupid as the NHL's BlueJackets. Gang Implications.pffffft. Sasktaoon Blades? Calgary Hitmen?

The all star game is quite the fucking joke. The break is just an excuse for the non invitees to get some time off. And the players there a chance to get drunk and bang other women than their wives. So if you are Mike Comrie that is like every road trip, ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

I do not get what is going on here and then it dawned on me. San Jose is VERY close to San Francisco. And we all know what San Francisco is famous for and it ain't rice-a-roni. It is like what goes on to the weaker ones when San Quentin was opened. Bum darts. I am starting to wonder about the boys that all like playing there so much.

Jumbo Joe is not here for the hockey. He is here because it is only a 50 minute drive to San Francisco Girlfriend.

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-criticize-san-jose-sharks-1.4477439

Hertl is a great player and the Jets are my favourite team. That being said I encourage Hertl to fuck off and stay at home not only when the Sharks come up to Winnipeg, but also when the Jets play down in San Jose. That third world Eastern European country you come from Hertl probably has bad medicine and doctors. You do not want to catch a disease from those Jets players on the ice.

Now as for you Justin Braun. Have a heart and think of the fans. Not the Shark fans but the Jets fans that love having you around due to the fact that you are such a liability to your team every time you step on the ice. When you are on the ice it is like having a powerplay every single time. As for the wi-fi situation maybe it does cut in and out and I don't know what crack shack lysol motor inns that your team stays in in Winnipeg. Or maybe the fact that the Sharks do not want to pay for a real room for you and decide to through you down in the custodians closet in the basement. You do not need wifi to jerk off to porno all the time by your boy/man magazines at a store like they did back when Thornton was a kid.

Shark herding 101

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Other hockey around the San Jose/San Fran/ Oakland area now and over the years.

California Golden Seals(Oakland)

San Francisco Bulls ECHL

San Francisco Spiders IHL

Rod Langway was a player coach for the San Francisco Spiders. Why embarrass your self and make a great career look so stupid.

WOW that is ugly. Is it a dress? It looks like something and elderly fat black woman wears to church in Mississippi.

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All these guys need is Jokinen and his suitcase on their team and the 1997 top three are complete. Scott Hannan also went in the draft this year.  But he was smart and realized he was getting old. These 2 seem to be following in Chelios's footsteps.

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